January 24, 2006
Corey over at Life and Sins of a Human has expanded my thinking on the Lion Jesus vrs. Regular Jesus issue.
Here are the big differences:
Lion Jesus has a mane; Regular Jesus has a beard (which isn’t near as hard to grow on your face).Lion Jesus eats gazelle; Regular Jesus ate himself at the last supper.Lion Jesus has 4 legs; Regular Jesus only has two.Lion Jesus has retracable claws; Regular Jesus only has finger nails.Lion Jesus starred in a way better movie than Regular Jesus.Related
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