Getty Images"She's pitching a hissy fit with a tail on it."
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Getty Images"Worthless as gum on a boot heel!"
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Getty Images"I been running all over hell's half acre."
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Getty Images"She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm."
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Getty Images"He’s so cheap he wouldn’t give a nickel to see Jesus ridin’ a bicycle."
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Getty Images"I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention."
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Getty Images"Those pants were so tight I could see her religion."
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Getty Images"Well, that just DILLS my PICKLE!"
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Getty Images"Bless your heart!"
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Getty Images"Grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater."
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Getty Images"Who licked the red off your candy?"
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Getty Images"She could start an argument in an empty house."
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Getty Images"The porch light's on, but no one's home."
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Getty Images"He hasn't got the sense God gave a goose."
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Getty Images"Kiss my go-to-hell."
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Getty Images"I was born at night, but not last night!"
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Getty Images"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
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Getty Images"You don't watch out, I'm gonna cream yo' corn."
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Getty Images"I'll knock you into the middle of next week looking both ways for Sunday!"
Leah Hall is currently a digital producer and writer for Country Living. She is based in Huntsville, Alabama.
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